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is blackburried by his Blackberry.

Jan 30th

is not so enamoured with the small businessman lifestyle on this fine morning.

Jan 29th

is making a list, and checking it twice.

Jan 29th

is a big fan of endorphins!

Jan 27th

changed his address, and his car insurance premiums went down. A big thank you to all the actuaries...

Jan 26th

just realized that his tie matches his towel. What does it mean?

Jan 25th

would like to thank the Academy, and all his fans…

Jan 22nd

inaugurated his thumb into the fridge door, and it hurts like a frozen baseball bat to the toe.

Jan 21st

is taking the initiative, taking it to lunch, and leaving it with the bill.

Jan 21st

feels it.

Jan 18th

is shocked and amazed! Shocked and amazed at YOU!

Jan 17th

can smell what the Rock is cooking… burnt toast!

Jan 15th

is unsatisfied with the performance characteristics of his towel. It may be time to upgrade.

Jan 14th

is feeling the burn.

Jan 13th

wonders about a lot of things.

Jan 11th

has decided to hate the iPod Shuffle with a fiery passion normally reserved only for late buses.

Jan 10th

is sore from the gym.

Jan 8th

is enjoying a nice mutton korma. mmmmmmmutton!

Jan 7th

is only testing the emergency broadcast system. Had this been a real emergency, he would be under...

Jan 7th

is not fully gruntled… but he’s not disgruntled either. Ungruntled? Degruntled?...

Jan 7th

rides the short bus to work.

Jan 5th

retracts his offer of Ultimate Frisbee due to subzero temperatures and extreme wind velocities.

Jan 5th

wants to know who’s up for a game of Ultimate Frisbee?!?!

Jan 4th

wished he could have been at the wedding.

Jan 4th

didn’t get his baked potato today.

Jan 2nd